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Bad English tutor who taught English

Me speak even worse Engreesh !

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Not gay at all

No wonder the shop is closed. I need some “happy” flowers please!

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Man who shat bricks was constipated

The famous phrase ” i shat bricks” came from an old constipated man who lived in France. It is speculated he ate alot of wine and cheese that day. He was lactose intolerant too leading to the conclusion that it was the “cheese” that softened the brick to gravity’s pull.

This is a work of art.

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Received an invite for WWDC 2010 & I’m not going!

I’ll just wait for the iPhone new gen announcement on my iTunes and the iWill decide….

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Inside scoop on Iron Man 2

A recent insider claims that when Tony Stark suits up its not Robert Downey Jr. in the armor, Its a stunt man or some one of that sort. This has created ripples in the fan community as people genuinely thought it was Robert Downey in that suit saving the day.

The rumor also suggests it could be a 3foot midget inside the suit to handle the controllers inside like “Gandam”

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New $100 note comes with 3G and USB drive

A newly designed $100 note aims to thwart counterfeiters with advanced security features, top U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve officials said on Wednesday.

The “new Benjamins” to be released in February 2011 retain the traditional look of the U.S. currency, with Benjamin Franklin’s portrait. It might also come with 5 megapixel camera with auto focus and Wifi. If you flip the “Benji” to the other side it will be powered by a High Resolution OLED display to watch movies and Youtube.

The only drawback with the new note is, it doesn’t come with a audio jack which makes the movie “quiet” an experience.

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This Is Apple’s Next iPhone

You are looking at Apple’s next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It’s the real thing, and here are all the details.

What’s new:

  • No screen!
  • Voice activated
  • Much slimmer
  • Much smaller
  • Much dumber
  • More buttons !
  • Two colors !
  • Can activate projectors from a distant!

Why we think it’s definitely real:

We’re as skeptical—if not more—than all of you. We get false tips all the time. But after playing with it for about a week—the overall quality feels exactly like a finished final Apple phone—and disassembling this unit, there is so much evidence stacked in its favor, that there’s very little possibility that it’s a fake. In fact, the possibility is almost none. Imagine someone having to use Apple components to design a functioning phone, from scratch, and then disseminating it to people around the world. Pretty much impossible.

This post was in response to Gizmodo’s stupid finding on the next iPhone ! Are you dumb enough to fall for that !!!

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Rumor: iPhone 4 To Be Announced June 22nd?

from gizmodo

We know the fourth generation of the iPhone will be announced sometime this June, but what date should you book off work so you can be glued to Gizmodo all day? June 22, according to a date booked at YBCA.

The Yerba Buena Center for Arts is located by the Moscone Center in San Francisco, where Apple has chosen to unveil its previous three iPhones at WWDC. It’s very likely that the June 22nd booking at the YBCA, under the name of Apple, has been earmarked for the keynote. The 22nd is pretty late in the month for Apple though—last year’s was the 8th, and the year before that, for the iPhone 3G, was the 9th.

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Coffee drinks Illustrated

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James Cameron, man with an Oscar-losing mouth?…say what !!!

As per the Article in the Star (click here) The article claimes that James Camaron as arrogant and has dissed Jeff Bridges,  Sandra Bullock and some say even M.Streep !!!

My Take: I saw the Golden Globes and never felt that James was even close to being arrogant or being provocative. I think its just the media trying to taint his image as his Oscar win is right around the corner…

Here’s a scene from Pulp Fiction a dedication to the guys who wrote the article;

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