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When things ain’t right, George is always write.

Bad English tutor who taught English

Me speak even worse Engreesh !

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Not gay at all

No wonder the shop is closed. I need some “happy” flowers please!

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Man who shat bricks was constipated

The famous phrase ” i shat bricks” came from an old constipated man who lived in France. It is speculated he ate alot of wine and cheese that day. He was lactose intolerant too leading to the conclusion that it was the “cheese” that softened the brick to gravity’s pull.

This is a work of art.

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Received an invite for WWDC 2010 & I’m not going!

I’ll just wait for the iPhone new gen announcement on my iTunes and the iWill decide….

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Inside scoop on Iron Man 2

A recent insider claims that when Tony Stark suits up its not Robert Downey Jr. in the armor, Its a stunt man or some one of that sort. This has created ripples in the fan community as people genuinely thought it was Robert Downey in that suit saving the day.

The rumor also suggests it could be a 3foot midget inside the suit to handle the controllers inside like “Gandam”

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This Is Apple’s Next iPhone

You are looking at Apple’s next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It’s the real thing, and here are all the details.

What’s new:

  • No screen!
  • Voice activated
  • Much slimmer
  • Much smaller
  • Much dumber
  • More buttons !
  • Two colors !
  • Can activate projectors from a distant!

Why we think it’s definitely real:

We’re as skeptical—if not more—than all of you. We get false tips all the time. But after playing with it for about a week—the overall quality feels exactly like a finished final Apple phone—and disassembling this unit, there is so much evidence stacked in its favor, that there’s very little possibility that it’s a fake. In fact, the possibility is almost none. Imagine someone having to use Apple components to design a functioning phone, from scratch, and then disseminating it to people around the world. Pretty much impossible.

This post was in response to Gizmodo’s stupid finding on the next iPhone ! Are you dumb enough to fall for that !!!

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Photoshop Disaster made it to Photoshop Disaster !

What an honor! I feel Awesome like a Possum!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/01/taka-jewellery-barely-necked-ladies.html

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Photoshop disaster by Taka Jewellers

Twist until I give and buy…

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Palin promotes book through Obama

Palin said the president’s remarks had a familiar ring. “I thumbed through my book quickly this morning to say ‘Wow! That really sounded familiar.’ because I talked in book too about the fallen nature of man and why war is necessary at times.”

I mean….”REALLY !!!”….your book??? Of all the things in the world, your book was the think that you refer to?

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Creative ways to kill an idea…

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