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July 20, 2010 • 9:54 am 0

Man who shat bricks was constipated

The famous phrase ” i shat bricks” came from an old constipated man who lived in France. It is speculated he ate alot of wine and cheese that day. He was lactose intolerant too leading to the conclusion that it was the “cheese” that softened the brick to gravity’s pull.

This is a work of art.

Filed under: Georgeiswrite, Georgeiswrite.com, Humor, Irony, Offbeat, Personal, Truth

April 23, 2010 • 9:35 am 0

Inside scoop on Iron Man 2

A recent insider claims that when Tony Stark suits up its not Robert Downey Jr. in the armor, Its a stunt man or some one of that sort. This has created ripples in the fan community as people genuinely thought it was Robert Downey in that suit saving the day.

The rumor also suggests it could be a 3foot midget inside the suit to handle the controllers inside like “Gandam”

Filed under: Celebrity, Entertainment, Funny, Georgeiswrite, Georgeiswrite.com, Humor, Irony, Movies, Offbeat, Personal , iron man 2, movie, robert downey jr, tony stark

April 22, 2010 • 4:32 am 0

New $100 note comes with 3G and USB drive

A newly designed $100 note aims to thwart counterfeiters with advanced security features, top U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve officials said on Wednesday.

The “new Benjamins” to be released in February 2011 retain the traditional look of the U.S. currency, with Benjamin Franklin’s portrait. It might also come with 5 megapixel camera with auto focus and Wifi. If you flip the “Benji” to the other side it will be powered by a High Resolution OLED display to watch movies and Youtube.

The only drawback with the new note is, it doesn’t come with a audio jack which makes the movie “quiet” an experience.

Filed under: Blogroll, Entertainment, Funny, Georgeiswrite, Georgeiswrite.com, Offbeat, Technology, Truth, singapore , 100, 3g, audio, dollars, Funny, new note, OLED, quiet, Technology, us, usb, video

April 21, 2010 • 9:14 am 0

This Is Apple’s Next iPhone

You are looking at Apple’s next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It’s the real thing, and here are all the details.

What’s new:

No screen!
Voice activated
Much slimmer
Much smaller
Much dumber
More buttons !
Two colors !
Can activate projectors from a distant!

Why we think it’s definitely real:

We’re as skeptical—if not more—than all of you. We get false tips all the time. But after playing with it for about a week—the overall quality feels exactly like a finished final Apple phone—and disassembling this unit, there is so much evidence stacked in its favor, that there’s very little possibility that it’s a fake. In fact, the possibility is almost none. Imagine someone having to use Apple components to design a functioning phone, from scratch, and then disseminating it to people around the world. Pretty much impossible.

This post was in response to Gizmodo’s stupid finding on the next iPhone ! Are you dumb enough to fall for that !!!

Filed under: Business, Entertainment, Funny, Georgeiswrite, Georgeiswrite.com, Humor, Irony, Offbeat, Personal, Technology, Truth, singapore , 4, 4g, apple, bar, iphone, next

November 8, 2009 • 12:17 pm 0

Orchard Ion – a classist approach

Me and my wife decided to visit Singapore’s latest shopping mall ION. The architecture is a class of it’s own, unique structure to the core. But to my suprise I was shocked to see how they distributed the different levels of classes in our society starting from the Basement being the average joes world and leading to the higher floors where brands like LV and Cartier reside.

You will also see how empty the main entrance with all classy brands is and how crowded the lower floors are ! This actually reminded me of Zion in the movie Matrix. I kinda felt weird and never went to that place ever…

Why did ION take such an approach? Isn’t there Paragon?

Filed under: Business, Georgeiswrite, News of the Weak, Offbeat, Personal, singapore , classist, ion, orchard, singapore