
The famous phrase ” i shat bricks” came from an old constipated man who lived in France. It is speculated he ate alot of wine and cheese that day. He was lactose intolerant too leading to the conclusion that it was the “cheese” that softened the brick to gravity’s pull.
This is a work of art.
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A newly designed $100 note aims to thwart counterfeiters with advanced security features, top U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve officials said on Wednesday.
The “new Benjamins” to be released in February 2011 retain the traditional look of the U.S. currency, with Benjamin Franklin’s portrait. It might also come with 5 megapixel camera with auto focus and Wifi. If you flip the “Benji” to the other side it will be powered by a High Resolution OLED display to watch movies and Youtube.
The only drawback with the new note is, it doesn’t come with a audio jack which makes the movie “quiet” an experience.
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You are looking at Apple’s next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It’s the real thing, and here are all the details.

What’s new:
- No screen!
- Voice activated
- Much slimmer
- Much smaller
- Much dumber
- More buttons !
- Two colors !
- Can activate projectors from a distant!
Why we think it’s definitely real:
We’re as skeptical—if not more—than all of you. We get false tips all the time. But after playing with it for about a week—the overall quality feels exactly like a finished final Apple phone—and disassembling this unit, there is so much evidence stacked in its favor, that there’s very little possibility that it’s a fake. In fact, the possibility is almost none. Imagine someone having to use Apple components to design a functioning phone, from scratch, and then disseminating it to people around the world. Pretty much impossible.
This post was in response to Gizmodo’s stupid finding on the next iPhone ! Are you dumb enough to fall for that !!!
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January 8, 2010 • 8:20 am
What an honor! I feel Awesome like a Possum!

http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2010/01/taka-jewellery-barely-necked-ladies.html
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October 13, 2009 • 9:36 am

This question was inspired by todays CNN article under the same question (Click here for more)
Apparently we are meant to eat meat !!! We are designed to hunt and to kill a cute fluffy rabbit and eat its meat. WOW !!!My wife should read this perhaps…
Hmm….Fluffy cute rabbit for din din…
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October 9, 2009 • 9:08 am

I surprised my wife with my new XBOX 360 and i ended upon the couch…this is no joke.
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Can I Answer My Cell at a Movie if It Seems Urgent?

Ask a Basterd: Can I Talk on the Phone While Taking a Whiz?

Ask a Basterd: Is It OK to Look at Porn at Work?

Ask a Basterd: Am I a Jerk if I Dump Our Sucky Rock Band Bassist?

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RIP Michael Jackson…you are excused from the Concert
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I upgraded my Starhub contract with the state of the fart handset….Nokia’s N97…..and it was bad as &^*(
-laggy touch screen.
-uneven interface
-expensive
-you need nails to touch that screen.
-keypad is too tiny (made for Asia) not for my hairy bear paws…
Advise: Buy a NETBOOK instead its cheap ….and FUN too…
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