You are looking at Apple’s next iPhone. It was found lost in a bar in Redwood City, camouflaged to look like an iPhone 3GS. We got it. We disassembled it. It’s the real thing, and here are all the details.

What’s new:

• No screen!
• Voice activated
• Much slimmer
• Much smaller
• Much dumber
• More buttons !
• Two colors !
• Can activate projectors from a distant!

Why we think it’s definitely real:

We’re as skeptical—if not more—than all of you. We get false tips all the time. But after playing with it for about a week—the overall quality feels exactly like a finished final Apple phone—and disassembling this unit, there is so much evidence stacked in its favor, that there’s very little possibility that it’s a fake. In fact, the possibility is almost none. Imagine someone having to use Apple components to design a functioning phone, from scratch, and then disseminating it to people around the world. Pretty much impossible.

This post was in response to Gizmodo’s stupid finding on the next iPhone ! Are you dumb enough to fall for that !!!