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Question of the day : Punctuality

Why is Punctuality only about getting to work on time but not leaving work on time?

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Word of the day : Freemaning

Freemaning : “Seeing dreams with Morgan Freeman’s voice.”

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Song for the Orange Hearted…

I wrote this awesome piece of poem to let my brother know i am running a marathon.  I attached the document showing confirmation and wrote this….

Of a great event ….you will see me….when you need me

….i am so scary….when you are weary

….but you are clueless….when i am selfless…..

But you know one thing?….i know two things !!!
You might be thinking….”what is he singing?”

For i am running ‘coz i look stunning….
You say “Why so nice”
I say “‘coz i’m wise”

so when will this song end?
it ends when i start to bend


a table spoon of sugar with awesome coffee beans and still make a cup of coffee with my mind using milk and awesome techniques of the worlds in the fourth dimension.

Thats right …keep guessing for i am awesome and you are orange juice.

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Define : Waterproof Masacra

Waterproof Mascara: (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n. Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

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